Solutions and Other Problems

by Allie Brosh

For the sake of trust building, the third chapter will follow the second. But then we will jump directly to chapter five, do you understand? No chapter four. Why? Because sometimes things don’t go like they should. This is an inescapable property of reality, which we all must learn to accept. There just isn’t enough power in the universe for everybody to have all of it.

As far as I could tell, I was the only thing standing between hammer guy and the lawless unknown where he could hammer whatever he wanted at any time without consequences.