Solutions and Other Problems

by Allie Brosh

That’s the scary thing about decisions: you don’t know what they are when you’re making them.

Anger is not a graceful emotion. I’ve never gotten mad and been like, I’m glad I behaved like that!

because the risk of being unexpectedly confronted by your own absurdity while you’re raging mad isn’t worth it.

Sometimes all you can really do is keep moving and hope you end up somewhere that makes sense.

And trying really hard when you don’t know what you’re doing just happens to be the exact recipe for acting like a fuckin’ weirdo.

Because that’s intimacy, Buckaroos. Somebody who understands exactly how weird you are, and you understand exactly how weird they are, and you’re in a sort of mutually beneficial hostage situation.