Solutions and Other Problems

by Allie Brosh

And that’s the kind of thing I don’t get involved in. I wouldn’t understand it. I don’t need to understand it. Best to assume they have their reasons and leave them to their terrorism activity.

Because that’s intimacy, Buckaroos. Somebody who understands exactly how weird you are, and you understand exactly how weird they are, and you’re in a sort of mutually beneficial hostage situation.