Mostly Harmless (Hitchhiker's Guide, #5)
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For me, anything is possible. I am omniscient and omnipotent, extremely vain, and, what is more, I come in a handy self-carrying package.
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It would be hard to say which he was more frightened of: that he might have hurt the person he had inadvertently sat on or that the person he had inadvertently sat on would hurt him back.
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‘Well, there’s probably a lot you don’t know about me,’ said Arthur. ‘Come to mention it, there’s probably a lot I don’t know about me either.’
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cybernightmare.’
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Part of solving any problem, she told herself, was realizing that you had it.
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sat down calmly in front of the giant computer display, spent a few moments familiarizing herself with the interface and then started smoothly and competently to pretend that she had the faintest idea what she was doing.
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‘DO NOT DISTURB,’ the notice read. ‘DO NOT EVEN THINK OF ENTERING. I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS. GO AWAY. I’M BUSY!’
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He hadn’t had a day as bad as this since the Earth had been blown up.
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‘Gonna buy that spaceship,’ said Ford quietly. ‘Buy it?’ said Arthur. ‘That’s not like you. I thought you usually pinched them.’ ‘Sometimes you have to show a little respect,’ said Ford. ‘Probably have to show a little cash as well,’
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There hadn’t been a lot of noise before, but there was definitely a kind of silence now.
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He was leaning against the bar at an extravagantly relaxed angle.
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He was used to not knowing what was going on. He felt comfortable with it.
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‘it’s at times like this that you kind of wonder if it’s worth worrying about the fabric of space–time and the causal integrity of the multi-dimensional probability matrix and the potential collapse of all wave forms in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash and all that sort of stuff that’s been bugging me.
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He glanced at his watch. This only served to remind him that he didn’t have his watch any more.
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Mysteriously, Ford’s Dine-O-Charge card, issued on a planet over five thousand light-years away, seemed to present the hotel’s computer with no problems.
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I don’t care if you’re busy. This is room service, I’m in a room and I want some service.
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I always feel a bit bad about foie gras. Bit cruel to the geese, isn’t it?’ ‘Fuck ’em,’ said Ford, slumping on the bed. ‘You can’t care about every damn thing.’
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where the possible continually interfered with the probable.
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‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I’m trying desperately to remember which drug I’ve just taken, but it must be one of those ones which mean you can’t remember.’
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We . . . must . . . leave . . . now. I can’t tell you where there is to go to. Perhaps there isn’t anywhere. But here is not the place to be. Please. One more time. Can we go?’
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A tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over.
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the way you really get good ideas is from working with talented people you have fun with.
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doors with ludicrously overdesigned user interfaces (what’s wrong with just pushing them?)
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comedy was a medium in which extremely intelligent people could express things that simply couldn’t be expressed any other way.
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But nowadays everybody’s a comedian, even the weather girls and continuity announcers. We laugh at everything. Not intelligently any more, not with sudden shock, astonishment or revelation, just relentlessly and meaninglessly.
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Where, thirty years ago we used to start up rock bands, we now start up Start-Ups and experiment with new ways of communicating with each other and playing with the information we exchange.
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Mr L. Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words he was a carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape.
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