How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories (The Folk of the Air, #3.5)
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Lesly
I LOVEEEEE THE ART
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IT’S PERFECT ISN’T IT
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So long as you’re begging, he doesn’t mind a bit.
Lesly
yo????
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He cuts his gaze toward his unpredictable, mortal High Queen, whose wild brown hair is blowing around her face, whose amber eyes are alight when she looks at him.
Lesly
HISSSSSSS
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She feels as though she has something to prove at all times.
Lesly
JUDEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
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While Cardan was in the next room, drinking wine and chatting, she was swinging a sword at her foster father, stalling for time.
Lesly
iconic shit
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It’s absurd, sometimes, the thought that she loves him.
Lesly
is it tho 🤭🤭🤭
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She wants to fight monsters, and she wants him for a lover, the same boy she fantasized about murdering. She likes nothing easy or safe or sure.
Lesly
THATS MY JUDEEE
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Jude gives a little snort, pushing back her thick, dark hair, trying to tuck it into her golden circlet and out of her eyes. “All queens become greedy.”
Lesly
cardan better know how to fight bc 🫦🫦🫦🫦
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One of his primary duties as the High King appears to be reminding her she isn’t personally responsible for solving every tedious problem and carrying out every tedious execution in all of Elfhame.
Lesly
awwwwwwwww i’m going to explode
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He wonders if he ought to remind her of that, wonders if she had been impressed.
Lesly
aw shucks he wants to impress her 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Cardan thinks again of the winding path of decisions that brought him to this unlikely place, here with her, racing over the sky, planning to end trouble instead of making more of it.
Lesly
HERE W HERRRRRRRR
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he’s so down bad for her
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It was warm there, and he could pretend he was hiding, could pretend that someone was looking for him. Could pretend that when he was not found, it was only because the spot he’d chosen was so extremely clever.
Lesly
[ugly sobs]
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That made her laugh. “I ought to saddle you and ride you around the gardens, teach you some manners.”
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ew wtf you weirdo
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He knew the High King had no interest in him.
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stop making me sad
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His mother would have slapped the troll woman and ordered her off. But his mother wasn’t coming.
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these poor traumatized characters bro
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But tell me, child, what is the purpose of a High King who will not interfere?”
Lesly
valid question but why are you asking A CHILD that clearly the king doesn’t care abt
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Despite being a little afraid of her, despite knowing better, he had a tendency toward levity at the worst possible moments.
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ok but real
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She is rumored to be so fearsome that no man can spend three nights in her chambers. But if you do, you’ll win her hand—and her dowry.’
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what in tarnation??
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He certainly asked no one to tell him stories, and yet he found it was nice to be told one. He kept that to himself, too.
Lesly
😭😭😭💔
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When he did not, but rather climbed into the bed, she followed, curling up at the end of it like an enormous cat.
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lol what
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Cardan heard something in her voice that suggested that wasn’t how things were going to go at all.
Lesly
dammmnnn did she eat him
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Whatever the reason, when he didn’t move away, she butted her head playfully against his chest. But she didn’t know her own strength. His back slammed against the wall, and he felt something crack in his chest.”
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oooh did he die thats fucked up
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“Tears that the monster took for a sign of fear.
Lesly
ooohh yikes
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In that moment, she sprang on him and tore him to pieces.”
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omfg she did eat him…
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The troll woman peered down at him. “Oh, I think there’s a lesson in it, princeling: A sharp tongue is no match for a sharp tooth.”
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oh!
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“Welcome, my princes,” said the door, swinging open to admit him and Balekin into the ominously named Hollow Hall.
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arghhhh not this guy
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He liked seeking pleasure!
Lesly
bruh
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But that doesn’t mean you’re not a disgrace.
Lesly
i’m so glad he died argh wtf is wrong w you
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And there were the twin mortal children that Grand General Madoc had stolen and insisted on treating as though they were his own born daughters, kissing them on the tops of their heads and resting his clawed fingers protectively on their shoulders.
Lesly
if you listen carefully i’m screaming in the distance
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“Because I won’t dirty my hands,” Balekin said. “Better you experience the humiliation of being beaten by a creature who ought to be your inferior.
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i’m going to throw my ipad across my room
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Hate that was so bright and hot that it was the first thing that truly warmed him. Hate that felt so good that he welcomed being consumed by it. Not a heart of stone, but a heart of fire.
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i’ll never forgive ANY OF YALL
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a tail he tucked away, for it showed too much of what he schooled his face to hide.
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just embrace the tail my guy
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everyone pretended he was no longer in disgrace.
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PRETENDED? this why yall dead
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Orlagh hopes the girl will marry one of Eldred’s offspring,
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quick point and laugh 🫵🤣
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so her daughter, Nicasia, may rule land and sea.
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the urge to gag seeing this bitchs name
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tiny shrimp quivered on trays of ice
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bro someone SAVE THE SHRIMP
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Prince Cardan bit into one of the raw, wriggling shrimps.
Lesly
EWWWWW WTF
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Cardan made a rude gesture, and the guard looked away.
Lesly
LMAO DID HE FLIP THEM OFF?
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yes, “rude gesture” is YA code for 🖕💀
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“And you’re the princess of fishes.” He sneered, making sure she knew he wasn’t impressed. “Over whom everyone is making such an enormous fuss.” “You’re very rude,” she told him.
Lesly
not rude enough clearly
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His sister closed her mouth abruptly, looking comically surprised.
Lesly
serves you right
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Valerian, who loved cruelty the way some Folk loved poetry. Locke, who had a whole empty house for them to run amok in, along with an endless appetite for merriment. Nicasia, whose contempt for the land made her eager to have all of Elfhame kiss her slipper.
Lesly
I HATE ALL OF YOU
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But before they got what was coming to them, they got to be the fairest in all the land.
Lesly
karma comes back baby
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You deserve—” He couldn’t get out the rest of the sentence. You deserved everything you got. That would have been a lie,
Lesly
😭😭😭😭
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Nothing like the twins from the palace school.
Lesly
giggling like a child rn 🤭🤭
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He thought of one of those girls frowning over a book, pushing a lock of brown hair back over one oddly curved ear. He thought of the way she looked at him, brows narrowed in suspicion.
Lesly
interesting that you’re observing HMMMMMM
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“Because I don’t want to look at you anymore,” Cardan said.
Lesly
well damn okay ouch
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but it wouldn’t return him to Elfhame until he went to a nearby general store, glamoured leaves into money to buy it an entire six-pack of lager,
Lesly
someone send this moth to rehab
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The odd curve of her ear was what he had noticed first.
Lesly
HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH i LIVE for this
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But at the palace school, he really looked.
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IS THAT SO?
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When she stood up against him, she was so good that it was almost possible to believe she hadn’t let him win.
Lesly
!!!
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