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scarcely a day passed without him bringing me a sheaf or nosegay of those illustrated folders
His whole attitude recalled irresistibly to the mind that of some assiduous hound who will persist in laying a dead rat on the drawing-room carpet, though repeatedly apprised by word and gesture that the market for same is sluggish or even non-existent.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled,
roosting.
hornswoggling
It was as if Nature had intended to make a gorilla, and had changed its mind at the last moment.
She snorted with a sudden violence which twenty-four hours earlier would have unmanned me completely. Even in my present tolerably robust condition, it affected me rather like one of those gas explosions which slay six.
broken only by the musical sound of an aunt drinking brandy and soda
May green fly attack his roses. May his cook get tight on the night of the big dinner party. May all his hens get the staggers.”
“May his cistern start leaking, and may white ants, if there are any in England, gnaw away the foundations of Totleigh Towers. And when he walks up the aisle with his daughter Madeline, to give her away to that ass Spink-Bottle, may he get a sneezing fit and find that he has come out without a pocket-handkerchief.”
while marmalading a slice of toast.
I resumed my seat, and ate a moody slice of cold bacon.
the bowed-downer did the heart become.
And as I had not yet mastered the vocal cords sufficiently to be able to reply, that concluded the dialogue sequence for the moment.
but for some reason the word came out like something Aunt Dahlia might have said to
a fellow member of the Pytchley half a mile away across a ploughed field, and old Bassett shot back as if he had been jabbed in the eye with a burned stick.
She was definitely the sort of girl who puts her hands over a husband’s eyes, as he is crawling in to breakfast with a morning head, and says: “Guess who!”
She was standing by the barometer, which, if it had had an ounce of sense in its head, would have been pointing to “Stormy” instead of “Set Fair”;
she said, in a low voice like beer trickling out of a jug,
You could not resist the urge to take away with you one last memory, which you could cherish down the lonely years. Oh, Bertie, you remind me of Rudel.”
She paused, and heaved a sigh that seemed to come straight up from the cami-knickers. A silence ensued.
From his earliest years, there has always been something distinctive and individual about Gussie’s timbre, reminding the hearer partly of an escape of gas from a gas-pipe and partly of a sheep calling to its young in the lambing season.
One moment he was with us, all merry and bright; the next he was in the ditch, a sort of macedoine of arms and legs and wheels, with the terrier standing on the edge, looking down at him with that rather offensive expression of virtuous smugness which I have often noticed on the faces of Aberdeen terriers in their clashes with humanity.
The dog Bartholomew gave me an unpleasant look and said something under his breath in Gaelic,
I said that, reading between the lines, that was rather the impression I had gathered,
The sort of thing that casts a gloom over a girl’s home life.
It just shows you how true it is that one-half of the world doesn’t know how the other three-quarters lives.
Which just shows you.
Samson had the same experience with Delilah.
I looked up. The cliff-like mass looming over me was Roderick Spode.
It is certainly a somewhat unfortunate state of affairs.”
thoughtful cigarette
the soul seemed to expand as if someone had got to work on it with a bicycle pump.
He melted away,
I turned to Gussie, who was now looking like a bewildered halibut.
so I returned to what Constable Oates would have called the point at tissue.