Mom took me to a fancy bra store the other day, and there were posters everywhere of these women that, well, nobody looks like that in real life, right?” “Except you, and a few genetic lottery winners.” “Yeah. So my ideal self—” Doc Impossible chuckles. “Is a photoshopped underwear model, I see.” “I guess it sounds a little stupid to be upset over being pretty—” “Yes! Yes it does. You think you’re immune to advertisements? That’d be a hell of a superpower, but even if Dreadnought were immune to mind control—and he wasn’t—you’ve spent your entire life swimming in the stuff.” Doc Impossible
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