Just One Damned Thing After Another (The Chronicles of St Mary's, #1)

by Jodi Taylor

But as Lisa Simpson once said, ‘It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.’ So I remained silent.

The most reliable method, she always insisted, was to measure people's thighs. As a rough guide, if the thighbone was longer than the shinbone then you were Saxon. If it was the other way round then you were Norman. I have Saxon legs.

The Professor was yelling, ‘God for Harry, England, and St George! ‘