Just One Damned Thing After Another (The Chronicles of St Mary's, #1)

by Jodi Taylor

Thinking carefully is something that happens to other people. ‘Do you have a pen?’

He had his own gravitational pull, like a blond planet, and he’d fallen for Kal like a sperm whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.

It only goes to show – take your eye off the ball and Fate, Destiny, History, call it what you will, steps up and just pisses all over your chips.

Now, in addition to essential beer supplies, there is bottled water, and some sandwiches for you.

‘History is important. Far more important than most people believe. And it is under attack. Something is happening.’

‘I’ve been shot at, blown up, covered in shit, brained with a rock, and lied to. You’re lucky I’m only grumpy.’