Just One Damned Thing After Another (The Chronicles of St Mary's, #1)

by Jodi Taylor

‘Your personal details update form … Mr Sussman; you are not a Jedi Knight.

‘Mr Markham, the box marked “Sex” is not an invitation. Please amend the details and apologise to Mrs Partridge.

‘Mr Dieter, the claims made in the box marked “Other Interests” are physically impossible and, in most of the civilised world, illegal. You also render yourself liable to prosecution for misuse of government property. Amend.

‘Well, as either Achilles or Kurt Cobain would probably have said, “A short life but a merry one.”‘

he kissed me. My whole world stopped. Along with my breathing, my heart, my thought processes, and Time itself. And hundreds of fragments of glorious colour and light swirled and swept across the room. Oh no, sorry, that was the glitter ball.

‘Head towards the light.’ Not a phrase I ever thought I would get to say.