The Ex Talk
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Read between June 4 - June 17, 2025
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It’s impossible to get a hosting gig without experience, but you can’t get that experience unless you already have some experience under your belt.
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THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
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“I guess I never thought I’d go to my mom’s wedding before my own.”
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Damn
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He’s like Rob Lowe’s character on Parks and Rec: positive to a fault.
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Love that
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It’s not that I’m worried someone broke in and is hiding behind a door, waiting to murder me, it’s just—well, there’s no harm in knowing for sure.
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Relatable
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“What about you?” “Next question.”
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Lmao
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short people are nothing if not skilled counter climbers.
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Facts
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“For what it’s worth,” he says when he’s halfway to the door, “I think it would have been good, too.”
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AHHHHHHH
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Do you need some water? Or do you need help reaching it?
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HAHA
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If you’re expecting your partner to change, you may not be in the right relationship. Smart. DOMINIC YUN: Well, I do have a master’s degree.
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Lmao thats gonna be me once i get my masters
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know all about that. Every guy in my early twenties. So much awkward fumbling.” She reaches out and clasps her husband Eric’s chin. “Fortunately, you were willing to learn.”
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Lmao
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In a landslide, the listeners vote to send our first donation to the University of Illinois alumni association.
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Im dead
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He goes for the chocolate again, his tongue slicking the pads of my fingers. Breathe. I can do this. I can feed Dominic Yun a truffle without losing my shit.
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bruhhhh
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No. This truffle is downright indecent. It’s not good, the way my teeth scrape his fingers. It’s not good, the sweetness of chocolate and the salt of his skin. It’s not good, the way I have to press my thighs together to guard against the sensation building there and demanding relief. This is not foreplay. It’s work. We might be tricking our listeners, and now the darkness and proximity are tricking me, morphing my annoyance with him into some kind of deranged attraction. “Great,” I manage, and it’s really not good, the way I crave chocolate the rest of the week.
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AAHH
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But I’m already in my comfy sweats.
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Yup hes flirting
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Fine, what are you wearing?
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YUP! He knew what he was doing
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“You don’t have to explain,” I say, though all I want is a detailed explanation with an accompanying PowerPoint presentation.
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im dead
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“You two are going to spend the night together.” I practically leap out of the chair. “Excuse me?” “The weekend together, actually. Clear your schedules. This is urgent. We rented an Airbnb for you on Orcas Island,
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O M G
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“We’re adults. We can sleep in the same bed without it being weird.”
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And so it begins
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“If we’re really supposed to be bonding this weekend, getting to know everything about each other . . . maybe we should know what it feels like for real. Sober.”
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Damn shes bold
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“I don’t mind. I have a master’s degree, after all. I’m used to hard work.”
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I cant with him
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“Actually, no,” Dominic says, straightening to his full height, much taller than Kent. “I think it would be fantastic radio. I don’t think there’s any reason we need to box ourselves into one type of show.”
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PERIOD
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“I need it tonight.” He steps closer, a hand reaching out so he can brush a thumb across my hip. His voice drops another octave. “Or are you going to make me say that I want to see you?”
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HEHEHE YESYESYES
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“I think it would be great fucking radio, first of all. The show bringing you two back together? People would lose their minds.”
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EXACTLY
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Breaking news: Texas is hot. Texas in June deserves its own circle of hell.
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Try texas in august
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We were so good together before today. I was so certain we would last.
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Damn all because poor guy had a panic attack
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After all, it saved me from the biggest relationship mistake of my life.
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0-100 reeeal quick