“I fell in love with Silas here,” Liz said, gently rubbing her pregnant belly. Xeni looked over at her rugged ass husband. “Don’t blame you one bit.” “I wasn’t sure if I wanted to kill him or keep fucking him, but one night we were sitting here and Mason started playing and it all kinda made sense.” “It’s not gonna work on me.” “What?” Liz laughed. “You’re not gonna trick me into falling for all this. Your beautiful farm life with a hot buff husband and two-point-five kids and seventeen dogs. Not me, bitch.”

