The Change Up (The Brentwood Boys, #5)

by Meghan Quinn

What the fuck is that? Oat milk? Explain to me where an oat has a goddamn nipple.

I’m looking at him like a . . . like a . . . piece of tofu, freshly grilled with asparagus?

My boobs already hate me. But that’s society for you, always repressing the tits of the world.”

share one of her weird vegan desserts that she claims will change my life but only makes me wonder if she was born without taste buds.

“I like the earth and animals, never said anything about humans.”

Little crazy, but also weirdly endearing.

“There’s just something about the power I gain when I have a penis in my mouth, because frankly, with one firm bite down, I could ruin a guy’s night.”

I’m not spreading any cake on my body unless it’s vegan.”