Jen: If you’re going to include me in these texts, can you please refrain from talking about your penises? Unless you want me talking about my vagina after giving birth to children. **Rubs hands** Then game on, boys. Reid: I just threw up in my mouth. Brig: Flappy vagina talk—NEVER AGAIN! Griffin: **Slowly backs away** Rogan: Yeah, I have a meeting to run to. Jen: My work here is done.