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“What’s your name?” I ask. “Your worst nightmare,” he whispers darkly in a monster voice. I frown . . . what the hell is up with this kid? “What a stupid name,” I whisper back.
“Only to have that crazy motherfucking kid jump on me and try to shove my own underpants in my mouth.”
“You know, as I was walking in here today, a bowerbird swooped at my balls.”
“And the Muff Cat is going fucking down. I’m going inside to piss in its bed right now.”
