“So anyway, the guy comes to my bay. He’s so buff, he’s light-skin, he’s got these hazel eyes, and his hair? Waves, fam, like the ocean. The eye contact is strong and he’s biting his lip when he’s chatting to me, so I know he’s feeling me. But then I check his accounts: minus four hundred pounds in his current, six grand in debt on his credit card. Queenie, I just bid him a good day and let him pass—” I stopped hacking at the thick string holding the weave in place. “But this could have been ‘the one,’ Kyazike. What if you fell in love? You could have financially guided hi—” “Financially
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Hilarious and the only thing said in this book that I agree with so far.
