The Importance of Being Earnest
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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.  Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility!
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The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous.  It looks so bad.  It is simply washing one’s clean linen in public. 
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Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.  If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes,
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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. 
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All women become like their mothers.  That is their tragedy.  No man does.  That’s his.
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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily.  That is what Fiction means.
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My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.
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It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time.  The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity.  But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable.
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Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon.  Only people who can’t get into it do that. 
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If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. 
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Gwendolen.  I never change, except in my affections. Cecily.  What a noble nature you have, Gwendolen!