The Importance of Being Earnest
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As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.
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When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.
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The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility!
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You see, if one plays good music, people don’t listen, and if one plays bad music people don’t talk.
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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
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My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused.
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
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The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.
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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.
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On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I’ve now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.