“‘He tastes like peppermint and beer…’ That’s an odd combination. Wouldn’t the peppermint overpower the beer? That’s like drinking a glass of orange juice after you brush your teeth. That can’t taste good during a kiss. The last guy I kissed tasted like eucalyptus, because he had chapped lips and used medicated chapstick. I couldn’t feel my lips or my tongue for an hour after he dropped me off.
