“Okay. Uh, is this thing even on? How do I know if it’s on? Oh my God. This is so stupid. I’m gonna have the biggest headache in the morning, but this box of wine is really delicious. People hear ‘box of wine’ and they think, ‘Oh jeez. Oh no, I would never drink that, because it probably tastes like a box. But, you guys, it doesn’t taste like a box at all. It just tastes like wine. I wonder how good this microphone thingy is. Can you hear me pouring more wine? Well, I’m not actually pouring it. I’ve got my box of Franzia Sunset Blush sitting right next to me on my kitchen table and it’s got a
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