“Okay, so… hi! This is a podcast about…. What is it even about? You know what? This podcast is about the fact that I am so stuck right now. I can’t do what my mom wants me to do. I don’t have a job my parents will ever brag to their friends about. I obviously can’t do what Laura’s doing next door with my neighbor, because I don’t know how to say all those dirty things and bat my eyelashes and be so… Laura. I know how to fall into bushes though, let me tell you. I’m really good at that. I’m a bush ninja. Does anyone need to hire a bush ninja? I’m available evenings and weekends after dark. Hey,
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