Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

by Tara Sivec

“Well, I said yes to a date with the original Heidi. The adorable, funny, beautiful Heidi who measures so far above everyone else without even trying. If you did all of this for you, then I’m fully on board. We’ll toss that bookshelf in the back of my truck and have a great evening. But if you did any of this for me, it’s not necessary. I like you just the way you are.”

I almost start to worry about what they could possibly be planning to do to get revenge on the guy who shall not be named. I mean, this is Minnesota, and the meanest thing they would ever do is not apologize for bumping into his shoulder if they ran into him in public, but still. They would be thinking a lot of bad things about him, so there’s that.