Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

by Tara Sivec

“I’m concerned by the idea you’d be in a situation where your refrigerator would fall on you,” she muses. “Or that you would take a time-out from choking to death to text someone.”

“I think this might be the opening you were looking for. Nothing says Heidi’s Discount Erotica like a blistered pee-pee.”