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He’s your stereotypical suit. Always immaculately dressed with his phone permanently attached to his hand.
I mean call me a suit ig cuz
“You know who else has a Grammy? The guys who sang that dog song. It’s not that impressive.”
Excuse you??? Saying shit about such an iconic feminist masterpiece???????
“Oh, your girlfriend totally loves me.” And yep, it doesn’t matter if he’s flirty, because as suspected, he’s straight.
Ok assumptions!!!!
“These did.” I lift the hem of my shirt and show off my toned abs. Brix scoffs. “Please.” He lifts his, and holy forking fucknuggets. He has abs on top of his abs. Super abs.
It’s time to BeReal. If I saw two guys doing this in a Safeway, I would be 👁️ 👁️. Like, celebrity or not. So maybe the abs aren’t the best idea??? Idk
Seriously, so adorable. It’s a shame he’s a fucking psychopath who wants to hurt my boyfriend or I’d want to keep him as a pet.
👁️👄👁️
