The Four Drunk Stages of Jane Eleanor Cobalt are as follows: Feel-Good Drunk Jane Flirty Drunk Jane Sloppy Drunk Jane Black-Out (SOS) Jane My sloppy-drunk-self can’t come out. I haven’t reached Flirty Drunk Jane yet. Skipping from one to three is like sipping the milk froth of a cappuccino and dumping out the coffee. The actual coffee is undoubtedly the best part.
