“I’m always up for a bigger TV.” LJ sat on the couch beside Marisa. “Do you have ‘upgrade the TV’ money?” Marisa crossed her arms over her chest. “Gee, thanks for asking, Mom.” “Can you two cut down on the foreplay for five minutes?” I took another bite of my strawberry-flavored snack and wedged myself between them like a parent separating their two bickering kids. Only these two weren’t siblings or children and they wanted to bang. They hadn’t come to terms with that yet, but it was only a matter of time.