Unbreakable (Cloverleigh Farms, #4)

by Melanie Harlow

I shrugged. “Don’t be an asshole. Merry Christmas, everybody. Peace out.” Then I held out my arm and dropped the mic. It sounded terrible. It looked ridiculous. Santa was going to switch me to the Naughty List, and people around here were going to talk shit about me for years to come. But it felt really badass. And that was worth it.

1) Eat some shitty leftovers straight from the carton. 2) Watch some terrible porn that didn’t even turn me on. 3) Jerk off anyway. 4) Go to sleep.