You Deserve Each Other (You Deserve Each Other, #1)

by Sarah Hogle

“Oh my god, please do,” he responds. “Kill me and put me out of my misery.”

“NICHOLAS ROSE, YOU UNFORGIVABLE LITTLE SHIT.”

“You two are assholes!” she calls back. “You deserve each other.”

Nicholas has thrown all his fucks to the wind, and it’s glorious. The most beautiful display of childish behavior I’ve ever witnessed.

setting up my new Instagram account dedicated to the gruesome salt and pepper shaker babies. I’ve named them Frank and Helvetica and I’m going to position them in a new location every day to bewilder Nicholas. It will be like Elf on the Shelf, and I’m calling it Demon on the Ceilin’.

We met in a house called Ever After, the second time we were strangers. And I am one hundred percent in love with the transformation of us.