“Do you have a favorite day of the week?” I ask. “For example, I would not want to get married on a Monday.” “Oh?” He slides me a brief glance. “Why is that?” “I think it would increase the chances of anniversaries falling on a Monday. Which are never good days.” “I don’t have a preference for the day of the week,” he replies, “but I’d rather not get married in the morning. My hair looks best when it’s had a few hours to breathe.”
