Fortune and Glory: Tantalizing Twenty-Seven (Stephanie Plum, #27)

by Janet Evanovich

Here it is. You think you know someone and then next thing they tell you is that they want a Chihuahua named Chardonnay.

“I have a nervous stomach from the PTSD,” Potts said. “It’s hard to tell what’s an allergy and what’s irritable bowel syndrome.

“Well, at least he made an effort to come to the cemetery,” Benny said. “I appreciate that.” “He tried to kill us,” I said. “Yeah,” Benny said. “He shouldn’t have done that, but you know how it is—old habits die hard.”