Fortune and Glory: Tantalizing Twenty-Seven (Stephanie Plum, #27)

by Janet Evanovich

Aside from being a bounty hunter, I think I’m pretty normal.

“How about you? Are you feeling panicky?” His hands slipped under my T-shirt. “Panic isn’t included in my emotional package.”

You think you know someone and then next thing they tell you is that they want a Chihuahua named Chardonnay.

“Nice move with the foot stomp and uppercut,” I said to Ranger. “Classic Three Stooges,” Ranger said. “I learn from the best of them.”