Make Me (KPD Motorcycle Patrol #4)

by Lani Lynn Vale

I’m not sure if Target knows this, but there’s a whole demographic of women who want to wear shorts that don’t show off their twat. -Royal’s secret thoughts

Some of y’all weren’t grabbed by the arm and spanked in a circle and it shows. -Justice’s secret thoughts

There’s a fine line between ‘I should say that’ and ‘I should talk to a therapist.’ -Royal’s secret thoughts

Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either. -Coffee Cup

Describe your sex life using a movie title: How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days -Sadly, Royal’s actual love life explained far too well.

Dad, I’m so happy your pull-out game was weak. -Coffee Cup

The neighbor said hi again. I’m just going to move. -Justice’s secret thoughts

Read books and do squats. Grow your mind and butt. -Coffee Cup

No one tells you that you’re getting old and wise. You have to come to that realization on your own when you’re reading Amazon reviews for dildos. -Royal’s secret thoughts

You can delete your post, but you can’t delete the screenshot I sent my best friend. -Text from Royal to Justice

You never have to worry about me cheating on you. I may eat something that was yours, but that’s about it. -Text from Justice to Royal

Don’t ever judge a run by the first mile. -Text from Royal to Justice as she walks half a mile.

If you clean the receipts out of your purse and stack them together, it explains why you’re broke. -Royal’s secret thoughts

Naked is good. Unless it’s in front of your mother while your girl is on top of you. -Food for Thought

He gave me a thumb up, then gestured to the bike. “You were conceived on that bike.” I covered my ears. “Fuck off.”

Coffee is the answer. But then again, so is whiskey. In fact, if you combine the two, you become immortal. -Coffee Cup

Your boyfriend/girlfriend should never be your first priority. Your first priority should always be Walker Texas Ranger. -Text from Royal to Justice

Always be yourself unless you’re a Texan. Then always be a Texan. -Text from Royal to Justice

I planned to work out and eat right so I’d have a nice body for the summer, but then I remembered that I like food more than people. -Royal’s secret thoughts

If you had sex with them seven years ago, they don’t count. They’ve fallen off your credit. You’re redeemed. -Royal to Justice

I’m from the south where before they eat the potato salad they’re gonna ask who made it before they even taste it. -Royal to Justice

Don’t ask me to adjust my air conditioning. Bring a goddamn blanket. -Justice to Royal