So when I met Maguire I was like, oh this is nice. And we were dating pretty steadily and things were okay and good and I just felt like...okay. Good. This is what love is supposed to be like and I guess this is enough. And then I met Mac’s brother. He looked the same, sounded the same, but there was something significantly different.” “Did he have herpes?” some wiseacre calls. “No!” We all yell in unison.

