“Only if you put something in my mouth. Dicks are still an option,” I say, just to taunt him. “I thought you weren’t offering,” he says. I open my mouth to argue, but—oh, he’s right. “I might make an exception just this once,” I say, “for the sake of humanity, of course. A blowjob to end all bloodshed—that sounds appropriately valiant.” It really does. A horseman was brought to his knees when a human got down on hers …
A BLOWJOB TO SAVE ALL BOWJOBS
