“You see the way they look at each other? The way their hands touch when they think no one’s watching?” She doesn’t wait for an answer. “Those chicks are in love, Elena. Like with a capital L.” Once again, I hear Sarah Green’s voice screaming at me on the street. How did she lose the Q points? Tell me that, El. The only answer I have is this: Judy Green didn’t fail anything. No fucking way.

