In the Unlikely Event

by L.J. Shen

I fold my arms over my chest at the door, watching them lazily. Aurora is plastered against the wall, and Shiny Boyfriend is on his knees, carpet-munching. She is naked save for a black lace bra, and he is licking the outline of her bare pussy—perfectly, beautifully shaved—when I clear my throat and make myself comfortable against the doorframe. They both crack their eyes open. Aurora lets out a yelp, but he remains angled right next to her pussy, protecting her modesty. Don’t bother, mate. I’ve seen it so close I can recognize it in a lineup. “She likes it when you suck her clit and use your fingers at the same time.” I shove my fists into my pockets, yawning the sleep away. “But quite partial to clit-pinching. Go figure.”