Picture one, of me singing/busking: He was a terrible flirt, and he could be soooo cheesy! Picture two, of me standing on the threshold of The Boar’s Head, posing for her like Marilyn Monroe. He talks too much, and sometimes doesn’t make any sense. Picture three, both of us in bed, my bed, after I gave her three hundred orgasms and a part of my heart. He tries way too hard in bed. The worst thing is, shortly thereafter at The Boar’s Head, I took the napkin out and compared her handwriting on the contract to the words on the back of the pictures. Sean, Daniel, and I all concluded it was the
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