“Well, you are the hottest guy I’ve ever met in real life. Which is amazing because, you know, I’ve met real celebrities.” Soren looks at me incredulously. “I’m sorry, what? I can’t have heard that correctly. I swear you said I’m not a real celebrity.” “Who’s been recognized since we’ve been here?” “We’re in Fiji. Once we’re home, you’ll see how much I’m recognized.” “Okay, Roman Josi.” “Hey, I’m not Roman in New Jersey.” “Ooh, New Jersey. Score.”
