“I now pronounce you husbands,” the judge says. When we kiss, I can hear my mother blubbering and can’t help but laugh into Jet’s mouth. “First kiss as a married couple, and you’re laughing? That doesn’t bode well.” “I’m sorry, but my mother is ridiculous.” “First kiss as a married couple, and you’re thinking of your mother? That’s even worse.” Our small group snickers.
