Lightbearer

by L.C. Davis

“Okay, fine,” I muttered. “But you have to buy me dinner first. A nice dinner at one of those places where they don’t put the prices on the menu. I want mystery price surf’n’turf out of this.”

I love Levi so very much. Get the bag bestie

“But I’ll give you a hint. It’s barbed.” “Barbed?” I choked. “You’re kidding, right?”

“Aw, you think I went to college.” I tapped his nose. “That’s cute.”

“So you’re saying what, he joked about this being a pregnancy so long he manifested it?” Apollyon asked.

That’s right Levi, Baby Trap this motherfucker