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September 22 - September 29, 2024
"We got quite off the beaten path, but I seem to remember you being upset with me when you called. Did I do something to offend you?" Well, crap. How do I complain about that? "No. Not anymore. I'm good." "But if you don't tell me, I'll never know, and I'm liable to make the same mistakes over and over, never learning my valuable lesson. You're a teacher, correct? Please help me learn."
"So, I asked Stacey, who was the most popular girl in my class by the way, if she had a rubber I could borrow." "A rubber?" Why would he ask for a condom during the middle of a test? "An eraser, of course. But we call them rubbers. Stacey didn't know that, so she said just what you did. 'A rubber?' to which I replied, 'Yes, a rubber.' I didn't know what she didn't understand about it." "Oh my God, what she did say?" "She gave me a look that would kill a cat and said, 'what do you want to do with it?'" "What did you tell her?" His face is full-on scarlet now. "I told her, 'To rub one out,
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