Regretting You

by Colleen Hoover

So help me God, if it’s Jonah Sullivan,

she loves to write out these peoples first and last names

tongue is down his best friend’s throat.

she cant get enough of this phrase

yet the love Jonah has for him is the same as if he were. I hate that Elijah is a result of Chris and Jenny’s betrayal,

he nearly abandoned him

Miller Adams

just refer to him as miller!

Then Jonah Sullivan

lol

than I belong with Jonah Sullivan.

But I hate her so much I don’t even know if I’d be sad if she died.

if they dont tell her the truth......

still smells like Miller,

wait, miller who?

sure will miss kissing you.” I nod. “Yeah. I’m a great kisser. The best you’ll ever have.”

groan! i know theyre kids but GROOOOOAAANNNNNN!

googled Nebraska headache when Clara got home this morning but couldn’t figure out what it meant. I thought maybe it was slang, but if it is, it must be brand-new slang.

this book is so cheesy

with imploring eyes, dropping her arms to her sides. “Please. I need Miller.”

youre going to need to be more specific

“It’s that pineapple on pizza, unfortunately.” I laugh,

CLICHE

Jonah Sullivan.

“I want to kiss you, but I’m not gonna use tongue

she is obsessed with tongue

fearing a number of colors, or, in more severe cases . . .” She looks deadpan into the camera. “All colors.”

this stupid orange joke in this book was awful when it was first introduced, what a terrible way to end a book! a chapter based around a lame joke