“So,” Maddox says, “are you currently happy with your representation?” Damon covers his boyfriend’s mouth with his hand. “Ignore him. I told him not to do that, but he’s not a very good listener.” Maddox mumbles something behind Damon’s hand that sounds like “I listen. I just ignore you.” I smile. “I’ll keep you in mind if I run into any issues.” Maddox pushes Damon’s hand away. “See. All you have to do is ask.” “It’s unprofessional,” Damon says. Maddox waves him off. “Professional smeshional.”

