The Mayor of Noobtown (Noobtown, #1)

by Ryan Rimmel

“It wouldn’t be proper to ignore someone in need.” “I’m someone in need,” replied the demon. “Your needs involve terrible things happening to me,” I replied. “Well yes, but what you are doing is still very impolite.”

They reminded me more of a certain electric rodent. By the way, electric rodents are pikadelicious.

Unless the trees were planning an uprising, I’d leaf them alone. Even though they were all bark and no bite.