The Mayor of Noobtown (Noobtown, #1)

by Ryan Rimmel

I mentally clicked the backspace button on the keyboard and the name vanished. I replaced it with “Jim”, because I recalled my name was Jim and Grebthar was a stupid name.

He landed with a groan, “why did you do that.” “I said it was going to hurt; I didn’t say it had to,” I replied.

I found a few other daggers in the inn while we waited. I was festooned with weapons now. I had a veritable plethora of death dealing pieces. I was so heavily armed the TSA might have even stopped me.

I can’t even get close to the place” “Because you’re a demon?” “Yes, you insufferable moron,” replied Shart, “You must have been pretty when you were on Earth, because there is no way your wife was attracted to your brains.