One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)

by Janet Evanovich

In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and woman’s rights aren’t worth dick if they mean I can’t ask a man to do my bug squashing.

Am I right or am I right? I’m all for equal rights, but there is something nice about chivalry. It goes both ways. Men holding doors for women, and women giving men the first dibs on the extra porkchop at dinner. It’s these small, established acts of kindness that help keep society civilized and people feeling good about themselves and each other.