the door was guarded by two stone demons wrapping themselves around the frame, wings extended and tails curled over the lintel. They looked down at the queue of people waiting to get in, their mouths open in a wild, toothy cackle that flanked the words painted in gold: The Inferno. Below that, in vertical letters along the sides of the frame, ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTER HERE. Which was a tad dramatic.
