Deke (Fake Boyfriend, #3)

by Eden Finley

“Oh, by the way, I’m gayer than a leather daddy convention.”

Sweet Neil Patrick Harris, I’m fucked.

Noah smirks. “Aww, babe, did you get me a birthday present in the form of a naked hockey player? Because that’s awesome.”

He stares up into my eyes, and with the most serious voice, he says, “I want you to kidnap the president. And the Declaration of Independence. National Treasure style.”

“One day, you won’t question it. Even if it takes twenty years for you to realize what we have is real, I’ll continue to prove it.”