‘I need you to answer this question honestly and completely. It's important. This has serious implications.’ I felt uneasy. ‘What?’ She looked at me sternly. ‘Have you just had intercourse?’ I threw caution to the winds. ‘Not so much intercourse as such. More like full-blown, in your face, head-banging, shrieking, shuddering, mind-blowing sex that's probably illegal in many parts of the known world. Why? Are there medical implications?’ ‘Oh, no, nothing to do with that. It's just there's an awful lot of money changing hands in this building even as we speak and I want to be sure I get mine off
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