Did you hear about Stevens?’ ‘Oh, no. What now?’ ‘He wanted Tudor England. 1588 to be precise.’ ‘And?’ ‘He ended up right in the middle of the Spanish Armada.’ I thought quickly. ‘No, that's good. 1588 is the Spanish Armada.’ ‘No, right in the middle of the Spanish Armada. About eight miles off the east coast with the San Lorenzo bearing down on him with all guns blazing as he and his pod disappeared beneath the simulated waves.
